Yesterday, while at the gym.. while in the midst of addressing Operation 150 lbs- I was texting with my friend, Gina.
Just because there aren't words to describe the FUNNY that our conversations are.. I will just post the texts here for you to see for yourself. IDK.. maybe you had to be there??
Me: ok, I'm at the gym.
Me: Now, say something to make me go inside.
Me: I am so hungry. This is going to be painful.
Me: Might have to heal my wounds w burger king afterwards and mop up my ugly cried tears with their napkins
Gina: Lol if you must
Me: Just started cardio.. 30 to go
Me: There's this cycling class going on near me- the instructor is shouting like a military officer
Me: And she's singing the words to the songs
Me: In between commands
Me: Why does this always happen to me? Annoying
Gina: Ha!! Out Loud!! Omg
Me: Thankfully, I have my MOSE to block it all out.. (Mose= cheap giant imitation Bose headphones purchased at Five Below store- renamed by Gina)..
Gina: What song?
Me: IDK Something I have never heard before
Gina: Omg why you?
Me: She's singing "let's see how far you can go!" Sounds like a giant idiot
Me: I heard her from the locker room and i said oh god, noooooooo
Me: And some lady heard me and started LOL.. guess she agreed
Me: I can't believe I'm here.. how did I get here again?
Me: Bc I'm fat?
Me: And Operation 150 became Operation Damage Control?
Me: Til 2015?
Me: Is it a problem that I can feel my stomach touching other parts of me while biking?
Me: How can I turn this into fuck this shit- Operation Tummy Tuck?
Me: Cause If I have to rob a bank- I'm ok with that
Me: No one will recognize me since I never go out and I'm fat now
Me: Just saying
Me: 17 mins down
Me: This must go on my blog
Me: Now I'm angry, fat, hungry annnd sweaty
Me: Part of my Awesome Life
Gina: You should sing
Me: I would but--
Me: It would torture me too.
Me: My singing? Makes my crying look beautiful
Me: worst singer ever
Me: No lie
Me: Hurts me
Me: Even DC is like OMG please- don't sing
Me: So I eat instead
Gina: "Let's hear it for the boys!!"
Me: I'm a very skilled eater
Me: 25 mins down
Gina: Living on a prayer!!
Gina: Pump pump the jam!
Me: OMG No.
Me: Wannted.. Dead or Aliiivve..
Me: 27 Down
Me: 1 minute to go
Gina: you did it!
Me: OMG- I can't believe I did it
Gina: Take my hand, and you'll make it I swear !!!
Uhm... was this a one-sided conversation?
Damn Gina, you talk too much!