Uhmmm, I made an error.
Reject Snuggie is not technically an oxymoron. After telling you about my unintentional- yet awesomely fake oxymoron yesterday.. I could not stop thinking about other REAL oxymoron's that I probably make up all the time without the pleasure of realizing it..
I looked online and found a few others that made me laugh..
It's only right that I share them with you.. Because.. Uh- I need a blog post today and it's good to revisit rules of English grammar here and there because.. Uhmm- it's just good.
Go with it.. Ok?
Btw, for all you other morons out there who do not know what an oxymoron is... May I take you back to 6th grade for a moment so you can get your shit right? I will join you.
OXYMORON: A two word phrase in which the words ironically contradict each other.
Now that we have that cleared up.. Here are some I found amusing:
- Holy Crap
-Church of Scientology
-United Arab Emirates
Question: Is "Skinny Jeans" an oxymoron?
I guess that might depend on who is wearing them...