My text conversation today at gym..
I feel the need to share this with you.
Because?
I think it might be funny.
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Me: Specialness all around me here- once again
Me: Some Asian lady- omg annoying.. Doing some kind of free form body flailing exercises on a mat like 11 inches from me- I'm on a leg press machine
Me: WHY? Always
Me: I'm a reject attractor
Me: I cannot shake them
Gina: Why?
Gina: Enjoy the view
Me: Do you see why I need an iphone? Must capture this for proof and LOLS
Me: Proof that I work out because I'm so fat no one would believe it
Gina: Makes the time go by
Me: At this rate, I could switch careers and become a sumo wrestler
Me: I train all day with Shane
Me: How much do they make?
Me: Can I live 5 doors down from you in Robbinsville on a sumo wrestler's salary?
Me: These are questions I needs answers to
Me: Ohhh! Craptacular misfit aerobics class about to start!
Me: Land of the misfit toys..
Me: The only thing better than watching this is Zumba.. but it never starts until 7 pm and I'm already stuffing my face by then
Me: If they start playing Cher remixes, I get a pass to leave early
Me: Because my inner thighs will never look as bad as Cher sounds..
Me: Would you like to say something here?
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Gina does talk.. I swear. Just not when I'm at the gym.. apparently.
